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Respect ๐Ÿ™Œ

Yes , ambition ; I need me some ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜‚

most ghetto hoes. i wouldve enrolled smooth into harvard law with half. put some towards an investment portfolio and some towards a rental property. an all my homegirls would do similar. who is rico love out here dating? step ya dick game up papiโ€ฆ.

Are you calling her ghetto because she followed her dreams? I donโ€™t see anything wrong with what she did with the money โ€ฆ she put it into something she loved & will always get something out of it.

is she mad that nobody gave her 50k?????

(Source: gold-kushkloudz)










Iโ€™ve never used the word โ€œexasperatingโ€ in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said โ€œbuy me some earplugs tooโ€

He is too grown lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Lololol this was hilarious

And he used it CORRECTLY

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ lil man is NOT excited ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

OMG Iโ€™m crying he said what kind of baby is it and gave the strong ass point he so serious right now he is not having any of his mothers shit!

  • society:

    oh you have your period? well you have two options.

  • woman:


  • society:

    you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.

  • woman:

    sounds awful. what's my second option.

  • society:

    a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.

  • woman:

    still seems pretty awful.

  • society:

    wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!

  • woman:

    well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.

  • society:

    HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.

  • woman:

  • society:

    oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.

  • woman:

  • society:

  • woman:

    i think i'll go with my third option.

  • society:

  • woman:

  • society:

    what third option?

  • woman:

    i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

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