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me walking down the aisle at my wedding

with my soon to be husband meeting me halfway like…

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THIS WOULD BE SUCH AN AWESOME WEDDING

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THISSSSS

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Okay so I’ve been meaning to do a post on designer items to kick off each Sugar Baby’s wardrobe. Now besides the fact that most of us like all things shiny, there are a couple of babies who think differently..

"Why should I purchase or let my SD purchase some red bottoms for me? I’m not that materialistic I just want money”

Well the point is this, your gonna get what you look like your worth. If you go to a POT date with some UGGs and a Juicy couture bag, cool for you, do your thing - most likely you’ll be able to snag $2-3k as allowance if you have a nice body and personality (usually) whereas if you show up to a POT date with Jimmy Choo, Prada and Harry Winston you’ll be a total knockout! Eventually you’ll appeal to high rollers. 8-10k allowance or more! (No it’s not impossible)

Men determine your worth by simply looking at your underwear. Don’t make the petty mistake! You wanna milk that sucker for all he’s worth!

So now that I have your attention, what do you buy with your first pay off? Most girls aren’t smart with their beginning money. Think of yourself as an investment, yeah you’ll cringe at price tags once or twice but once you look presentable you’ll compensate your loses AND THEN SOME!

TACKY: When a monogram is printed ALL OVER a bag, Like the ‘C’ on coach purses or ‘MK’ on michael kors, and khaki gucci monogram. Crazy neon colors, ugly prints, & super glittery items looking like Ke$ha threw up on them.

*Louis Vuitton is the only exception I make, and honestly prefer damier ebene (checker) over the monogram (Art deco the LV &diamonds/flowers or whatever they are lol)

CLASSY: Saffiano Leather, plain, 1 or 2 colors. Neutrals (with exception of bright blue, red, and purple.)


I’ve selected some designer items above. (This is my taste, it’s what works for me & what I like)

I put a star next to my favorites. (🌟)

Here are some examples of items…

👠 Christian Louboutin (heels)
-Exagona 🌟
-Pigalle
-Carlota 🌟
-Lady daf
-Daffodile
-Highness 🌟
-Grolili cross strap
-So kate
-Bianca
(I go for 160 mm)


👜 Louis Vuitton (purses)
-Alma
-Speedy
-Déesse
-Monceau
-Mirabeau
-Capucines
-Biface
-Louise

👜 Prada (purses)
-Twin bag
-Tote
-Top handle

👝👛 Clutches
-Coach wristlets (leather)
-Charlize (jimmy choo)
-Reese (jimmy choo) 🌟
-Sweetie (jimmy choo)
-Charm (jimmy choo) 🌟
(YSL, prada, & LV are good too)


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I can’t list everything because Items and collections constantly change and the same things aren’t always in season so here are my picks on stores/brands

👜 Purses:
Chanel 🌟
Prada 🌟
Fendi
Celine 🌟
Louis Vuitton 🌟
Versace
Burberry
Chloe
Coach(no monogram)
Gucci (no monogram)
Michael Kors (no monogram)
Jimmy Choo
Etc.


Belts:
Salvatore Ferragamo 🌟
Gucci 🌟
Burberry
Hermes 🌟
Etc.


👠 Shoes:
Christian Louboutin 🌟
Steve Madden
YSL
Guess
Monolo
Jimmy Choo 🌟
Aldo
Enzo Angiolini
Franco Sarto
Bakers
Givenchy
Louis vuitton
Miu miu
BEBE
Etc.


👗 Dress stores:
BEBE 🌟
Arden B 🌟
Love Culture
Guess
Express 🌟
Charlotte Russe
Tobi.com 🌟
Forever 21🌟
Lulus
BCBG
H&M
Go Jane
Topshop
Nordstrom
Etc..


👓 Sun glasses
Prada 🌟
Dolce and Gabbana
Coach


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Good luck girls, I hope this was some sort of help to you guys. I’m not trying to put anyone down at all! I don’t want to or mean to make anyone feel bad about their fashion sense, I’m just sharing what I know from experience. If you like Juicy and UGGs that makes both of us, just don’t wear it to a POT/SD date.

Sugar on! ✨

Love this list!!!!

Reblogging for myself (because I will buy the shit out of this list in a few months when I get mah muhhnayyy >:) )

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when you get a new weave & that shit laid 😌😂

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